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awolfienameddanny

Story time

awolfienameddanny:

So this guy add’s me on Facebook, and he’s like “I know you from Tumblr, and I’m a dominate male, I want you to be my slave and do as I say, if you refuse I’ll humiliate you in front of everyone and share it all over social media”

So just for the lol’s I’m playing along “Okay sir”

After he talks about how he’ll punish me if I won’t do as he say he asks me to send him a photo, so I took a silly photo of me and my big teddy bear and sent it.

He was like “I want you to take your clothes off and send another one”

So I sent him a photo of me shirtless (big fuckin deal, right?)

While I’m laughing my ass off hes all like “ That’s very nice obedience ;) well rewarded x” and gets all horny about it

He then sends me a bunch of his nude pics that shows his tiny ding dong.

So I’m about to go to bed and he message me again saying “Take off your boxers and show it to me”

I’m like “Fuck no :D”

He then start going on about how slaves these days aren’t obey and how he’ll punish me and he keeps going like “BOXERS .OFF .NOW” 
I keep saying nope, then hes like “So I’m your sir whenever YOU feel like it?”
“So you make the rules now !?”

I’m like “Uhmm..yeah pretty much :D”
He then writes *yawn* and blocks me.

So after all the laughs I had I reported it to Facebook, shortly after his name was gone ^-^

This guy clearly has a screw loose in his brain and I know you’re reading this because apparently you are following me, thanks for the laughs :3

But next time, don’t threaten me please ^-^ you really don’t want me to make a video holding a picture of you and a picture of your small penis :P

I told one of my besties what just happened and she was like “you should name this story “How I turned my sir into my bitch in less than 30 seconds”

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Gotta love these pathetic, would-be masters, with their useless limp dicks :D

awolfienameddanny
noeltrap

noeltrap:

Just me having a quick fap a few hours agooo, and getting my uniform a bit messy again ahaa~  ;o  

Though, if you look carefully, you’ll see something is sorta wrong with said uniform: yep, it’s totally missing one of its buttons!  @,@   Despite this uniform actually being a bit large on me (and despite it being fairly expensive), the lowermost button actually popped riiight out while I was posing for photos recently.  ;-;   Goddess of crossdressing, why have you forsaken meeee

Maybe the goddess has forsaken thee because you keep messing up her lovely clothing :D

noeltrap

These few pics are dedicated to qxxsuicidexxp for the kindest of words, at a time I needed them most. My depression’s kicked in once again and I’m hoping writing about it helps a bit, as it has in the past. I also hope you guys don’t mind me going on about my problems on a blog that’s meant to be all cute/sexy/downright porn. I’m sorry about that.

Big thank you to anyone reading this. I’ll try to come up with something worthwhile soon-ish.

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sissy-joyce

A promise to everyone on tumblr!

sissy-joyce:

If i reach 10 000 folowers, i will let a guy fuck me, cum on my face, and film it and post it on my blogg. So reblog my pictures, and feel free to post my videos and pictures on every site you want (make sure to point out my blog), you could be rewarded for that! I’m still an anal virgin. The clock is ticking for me…
If you help me out, you will witness my anal virginity beiing taken soon…

I will update my amount of folowers once a week in a post for everyone to see!

At 1240 folowers when posting this!

On top of that i will folow ANYONE who reblogs this!!!!!
Tumblr has my word on this promise!!!!

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Just make sure it’s not gonna be some middle-aged lazy fat-ass, but a muscled hunk with a huge cock ;3

sissy-joyce